Critical depth
definition 1: when walking into cold water, the depth at which your b-lls first touch the cold water.
definition 2: when entering a woman, the depth your p-n-s reaches when she gasps and pushes you back.
dude! i didn’t realize how cold the water was until i reached critical depth!
baby, i’m sorry! you’re so wet i slid right past critical depth!
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