critsit


critical situation especially as it relates to computer software and hardware support.
i called microsoft premier support and they sat on my issue for two days until they marked the case a critsit…then a team of s.w.a.t. nerds busted through the window of the computer room.
critical situation
when you call microsoft premier support, you get a lot faster resolution if they mark the incident as a critsit

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