crizzunked


a state in which one has such a crazy and drunken time that one cannot speak without slurring “crunk” into crizzunked. the number of z’s involved depends on how crunked one wants to be or actually is.
maria: i’m bored.
andrea: let’s get crizzunked tonight.
maria: awesome.

andrea (attempting to say crazily drunk): i’m so crizzunked.

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