Croak


to croak is to die. to kick the bucket, or to go t-ts up. probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.
one minute he’s humpin’ away, next he’d croaked! wadda way to go!
1. to die

2. to kill someone or something
apparently, he croaked when they got to the hospital.
1. to die

2.fail, suck

3.noise made when someone else fails
dude, didja hear the mayor croaked?

whoa, that dance totes croaked

girl: -trips and skirt goes up-
bystanders: -croak-
a person who eats their spouse’s remains, specifically their ashes.
boy 1: f-ck, that lady is such a croak!

boy 2: i know, she’s licking her husband’s ashes like its cocoa.
to make a female vomit on your p-n-s by way of shoving your p-n-s down her throat.
“dude, i totally croaked that b-tch in the alley last night, it was awesome. except for the throwing up part”
the infused combination of crystal meth and cocaine to inhale through nasal oriface.
be carefully when sniff that line of croak….it made my eyes water
the act of s-x or being h-rny

derived from the term “h-rny toad”
man that girl is hot, i wanna take her to my place so we can croak.

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