Croatard


the word is a fusion of croat + r-t-rd. and is used to denote a person born in croatia, with exaggerated nationalistic views. obsessed with defending his countrymen and country, with making sense being an option.
geography teacher: name the european country with the biggest per-capita income.
croatard: croatia, obviously!

sports trivia: who is the best football player of the 90’s?
croatard: suker, obviously!

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