Croatian Crock Pot
when you sh-t in a chick’s p-ssy and sew it up overnight. the next day, you open it up and f-ck it with pleasure.
steve: hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.
rick: ahh sh-t man, i’m so jealous.
steve: yeah, it was delightful
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