Croc Block


when you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.
“omg, i can’t believe you let her go out in those tonight. total croc block.”
when someone stops or prevents another person from buying or wearing crocs shoes.
“man, i really wanted those crocs shoes, but bill got in my way. he is such a croc block.”
when a male is -ssumed to be a h-m-s-xual due to the presence of crocs on ones feet.
i asked her if she wanted to go have s-x. she replied with a gang of laughter and the words ‘ croc block ‘ and asked me if i wanted to go shopping instead.

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