Croc Blocked
when nfl qb brett favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter jenn sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.
tony kornheiser: man, looks like favre really got croc blocked by ms. sterger on that one!
al michaels: you’re still not funny.
tony kornheiser: brett favre!
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