croc flap
a croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. under the surface however a croc flap is a b-tch that really “gets under your girdle.” the croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler “hey guurl hey” get out-o-my-d-mn bizn-ss, sl-t.
i was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when i walked over to that little shoe mirror some “croc flap” walked right in front of me. who does that “croc flap” thing she is? oprah mother-f-ckin’ winfrey? i would like to know.
a croc flap: a c-nty b-tch that can’t let bygones be bygones.
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