Croc of Shit


australian insult for something fake, vulgar or generally bullsh-t. must be said in an australian accent, usually pr-nounced “croc o sh-t” or “croc a sh-t”. see miley cyrus.
steve: did you see miley cyrus’ latest video?
sheila: yeah. what a croc of sh-t.

brenda: did you hear mike went surfing with elvis presley’s ghost the other day?
sheila: yeah. the whole story’s a croc of sh-t to me.

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