Crockashark


a cross between a crocadile and shark, found in shallow muddy waters around the southwestern tip of austrailia and sometimes in the c-n-l that goes past our office. they have a tendancy to bite those who anger them with non funny remarks / bad accents. a mysterious creature, the crockashark is know to have a penchant for tank tops.
“is that a crockashark bite on your leg anne-marie?”

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