crockford


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hey kevin! you are such a “crockford!”
the act of p-ssing out in a pile of your own p-ss and vomit – often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.
tim did another crockford last night.
the act of p-ssing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls
dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy

ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night

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