crockpot special
(n) when a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. he then her eats out to the point of vomiting. after filling her v-g-n- with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman’s v-g-n-. after several weeks of “brewing,” the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the st-tches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman’s v-g-n-.
vincent: “your mom makes the best crockpot special ever!”
jamie: “what’s a crockpot special?”
vincent: “it’s when a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. he then her eats out to the point of vomiting. after filling her v-g-n- with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman’s v-g-n-. after several weeks of “brewing,” the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the st-tches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman’s v-g-n-.”
jamie: “oh. vincent please don’t do that with my mom again.”
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