Crockpot Zit
a slow-festering, painful acne cyst. the zit simmers under the surface of the skin for several days while a monster zit cooks up. when it finally surfaces, the crockpot zit doesn’t feed 6-8, but it will wreck havoc on the face.
madison: dang, i’ve had this zit on my forehead for like 3 days already, and it’s not even a full-on zit yet!
julian: sh-t, looks like a crockpot zit. it won’t be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow.”
girl, don’t try to pop that crockpot zit; you’re only going to make it worse!
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