Crohn’s Disease
crohn’s disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines. the symptoms i have experienced: pain in my stomach that feels like stabbing, losing my appet-te for weeks, constipation, and basically just constantly feeling like f-ck. it’s an awful disease, and i have had to go to the doctor all the f-cking time. besides the couple months the doctor put me on steroids to calm the inflammation, i have felt pain every single day at one point or another…
bob: “jeez, your stomach sounds like chewbaka! you must be hungry!”
jane: “no, im actually not hungry, it’s just my crohn’s disease.”
crohns disease is a form of inflammatory bowel disease that occurs in the intestines. living with this untreated is a real b-tch, and i had to because doctors couldn’t figure out what was wrong with me until they decided to stick a camera up my -ss. symptoms i experienced were intense stomach pain after eating that felt like i was digesting rocks, zero apat-te, and constant fatigue that ultimately leads to feeling like sh-t all the time. it sucks, but once diagnosed and put on treatment it just becomes an annoyance.
person: hey, you seem tired and haven’t eaten much all day. you okay?
me: yeah, it’s just crohns disease.
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