croissant ass
where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.
walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
you nudge your friend in the arm and say “look at the croissant -ss on her!”
your friend will then gasp in terror.
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