Croman Trumpet
the croman trumpet finds it’s roots from m-th- f-ckin’ andrew croman. instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. helps m-ffle it out.
“omg my wireless isn’t connecting!!! wtf bbuhubhuhubhuhllshuhuhuht.”
variations of the croman trumpet:
bbuhubhuhubhuhllshuhuhuht = bullsh-t
shuhuhuhut= sh-t
beeeeyaaaabuhuhsuhsuhsuht= beeyaa bullsh-t
buhushuhsushushtsuhut= random frustration
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