crommie
after the tragic but well known story about cromwell eating charles, cromwell was treated like a hero everywhere he went. he felt amazing. crommie had cmpletely lost count of how many times he got slapped with cheese instead of b-tter. this made him vvery angry.rarwhen the next little rabbit tried to slap him with cheese. he stuffed inside his nose, he then started to slowly walk towards the rabbit. the rabbit run away quickly, but forgot to slap cromwell with cheese. he turned around and, suddenly, cromwell lunged at him and did a rugby tackle. right after that the rabbit noticed his nose was hurting, he turned around and saw cromwell doing a sun walk, because he was on the sun.
the rabbit asked cromwellwhydidyouslap my nose with b-tter. then cromwell looked at him with his hand. he said: i did that because u didnt slap me with b-tter, u slapped me with cheese.butwhere is the cheese, the rabbit asked. cromwell replied saying: its inside.
the realisation of tings
inside where, the rabbit asked, getting angryur mumthen cromwell lunged at him a whipped out his back-up teeth. but the teeth broke and the rabbit drop kicked cromwell in the nuts. oooooooooh… my nuts are cracked. cromwell fell on the ground and the rabbit drop kicked him again. that was the end of cromwell. he kept n fighting fish and beating up poor helpless rocks, that everyone hated him morethe wierdo kept trying to eat the hard rock cafe, because he thought it was a rock.
why r u such a crommie, ill crommie u with b-tter
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