Cronade
a person who claims whatever he says or does is legit and/or correct, regardless if whatever he says or does is wrong.
soccer player 1: ow! i sprained my leg!
referee: no you didn’t, you’re faking it.
soccer player 2: what are you talking about? he twisted his ankle when he tried to p-ss the ball!
referee: no. when i say he’s faking it, he is faking it.
soccer player 2: quit being a cronade.
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