crook
someone who has committed (or been legally convicted of) a crime
he has done many bad things: he’s a crook.
most, if not all, politicians are crooks. they like to f-ck us little guys in the -ss and never have the common courtesy to give us a reach around.
us: hey there george w., you are sure one h-lluva crook!
g.w.: that may be true, but i am not the only one.
us: true that! they seem to be everywhere in washington.
g.w.: word………
sick, unwell australian slang
i am too crook to work
skateboarding trick done riding backside up to an obstacle and grinding on the front truck with the tail turned slightly. also done frontside, switch, and fakie
has anyone crooked hollywood highschool 16 yet?
means especially cool. better than just cool
your new trainers are crook
the wicked black guy in ‘of mice and men’, who just mutters about how bad it is to be black and have a dodgy back. he’s a funny guy.
lenny: why aren’t you aloud in the bunk house, crooks?
crooks: cause i’m black!
sick, unwell.
“i’m feeling a bit crook.”
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