crooked

1. a thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.
2. a skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45- angle.
1. “the officials in uae are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces.”
2. “i locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge.”
the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party
man, i am really crooked right now and i love it, let’s go dancing
a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one
that was crooked

he tried to do some crooked sh-t
newfoundland slang

a state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

often coupled with the modifier “right”, as in “right crooked”, for emphasis.

note: the pr-nunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. dissimilar to “booked”.
“crooked mr. flattery never gives out halloween candies”

“jane gets right crooked whenever bill’s around”
to have a sideways vaj or lop sided
“girl! get yo crooked -ss ova here”.
something hood and ghetto. often used in a bad text, or to describe a person or place. if you’ve ever seen a man in his car sitting way back in his chair and listening to the b-ss pounding, you have seen a crooked guy.
person 1: man, did you see that gangsta?

person 2: yeah, dude, he was real crooked.
(adj.) used to describe a particular circ-mstance or thing which one highly favors, most often a replacement for synonyms such as good, preferable, awesome, etc.
“man, that new ps2 game is crooked to the max, dog!”

“did you notice how s-xy that girl was!? she is totally crooked!”

“dude! your new ride is crooked, man!”

“yo momma sure can cook one d-mn crooked meal!”