crookin
super high off of weed beyond mukin
yo you wuz crookin last night
1) could be used like the words “stealin’, sn-tchin’, takin’, or robbin'” but has more punch than the other words.
2) could be used to describe almost any activity or verb.
“i be crookin’ v’s this weekend, dawg” (meaning, “i’ll be having s-xual intercourse with a virgin this weekend, friend”)
“he’s climbin’ in yo windows, he’s crookin’ yo people up, tryin’ to rape ’em, so ya’ll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands because they rapin’ everybody out here….”–antoine dodson, youtube sensation (remix)
“mom….can you do my laundry? you know i have crookin’ practice tonight!!”
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