Crop Tucking


the act of eating human and or monkey fecal matter then vomiting it up onto an unsuspecting guest, then steal it back and start eating it a second time, p–p it into a cup, freeze it with a stick in the center. after waiting several hours put the chunky vomit poo into a cooler, begin driving a moped, find an ice road trucker and share the delicious treat. after having a snack with your new friend begin to m-st-rb-t- violently, when the trucker sees you do this he will imediately get an erection (due to the frozen fecal matter vomit) then you will have -n-l s-x with your new h-m-s-xual partner.
i was going to go bowling, but i was in a crop tucking mood 😉

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