croquaine


a combination of two fine (though sometimes elitist) pastimes: playing croquet and insufflating cocaine. paradoxically considered an extravagant way to enjoy the effects of the drug and a degenerate way to play the game, this sport attracts a small, unique membership dedicated to exploring the possibilities of this extreme sport.
1) sir reginald lost the game of croquaine because he was too c-ked up to get the ball through the wicket.
2) i don’t play croquaine with lord byron anymore; last time he got p-ssed off when i sent his ball away and kicked my -ss in a c-ked-out rage.
playing croquet on cocaine
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