Cross-eyed Bear


a prank performed during oral s-x. the male recipient -j-c-l-t-s up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. this usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.
it’s what alanis morissette is talking about in the song “you oughta know”.

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