cross woofer


when the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually -ssociated with the opposite gender
earl: hey grannie, is your new dog a girl? she’s wearing a lot of pink bows.
grannie: no earl. his name is fido.
earl: oh. guess he’s a cross woofer.

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