crosstitution


the act of performing s-xual favors to a priest, most often as a penance during the sacrament of reconciliation.
her: and those are my sins, father.
priest: in order to receive forgiveness by the lord, you perform the act of crosst-tution. suck on my b-lls for jesus’ forgiveness.

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