Crotch Bark


the crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having s-x with a zw-nker. look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the v-lv- at bamboo growing speed.
oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

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