crotch burrito


usually a mexican p-n-s. can also describe a p-n-s of any race.
man, carlos has a huge crotch burrito!

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    an appetizer before the bj, a combination of crotch and crudité. rishy: you let him dip his b-lls in your mouth like it was a bird bath? aietzhunn: it was just a crotchdité, not the main course. an amuse bouche, if you will.

  • Crotchin

    another term to use when a chick is on her period. mike: hey guess what? todd: huh? mike: my sisters crotchin. todd: ew, man thats sick, that means shes gotta raunchy vag.

  • Crotch Particles

    originating on the television show adventure time with finn and jake, the term has evolved into a slang term for sperm. “i walked into my apartment bathroom and my roommate left his crotch particles everywhere!”

  • crotch rope

    a rope tied around the waist and p-ssed through the legs and pulled tight the crotch rope was so tight i loved it

  • crotch stain

    a stain of the general area of the crotch. “hey nick you have a crotch stain” “thanks raftis i know. thanks for noticing tho.” a crotch stain is a stain usually on your under wear. if you have a really bad crotch stain than it will protrude onto ur pants. crocth stains can consist of: […]


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