Crotch-Confidence


having confidence in one’s ability to move and contort one’s crotch while dancing.
during the super bowl halftime show, beyone exhibited extreme crotch-confidence.
an abundance of confidence in the abilities or quality of one’s genitalia, or crotch region, easily mistaken for a combination of self-belief and arrogance!
“ah, man, you shoulda seen me last night, i was sooooooo the poster boy for crotch-confidence, i was completely unstoppable on that dance floor!”

“whoah, check out the crotch-confidence on that dude! he’s like the king of ba-zing!”

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