crotch cookies


a batch of cookies baked with pubic hairs; cookies that have been rubbed against your crotch preferably having obtained a few pubic hairs.
go eat crotch cookies !!;

manny: you want some cookies -tee hee-
francisco: sure -munch, munch-
francisco: they taste weird . . . what do they have in them?
manny: my p-b-s.;

johnathan: let’s serve crotch cookies to mr. speno.
jamon: why?
johnathan: because i hate his b-tch -ss!

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