crotch corn


the popcorn that falls on your crotch that you are willing to eat.
hey where did you get that popcorn, i thought we finished it off? it is crotch corn!
crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote “action” on the first date.
friend #1 at the movies: “yo dude is that ned over there scorin’ some crotch-corn?”

friend #2 at the movies: “definitely scorin’ some crotch-corn. i would too if i had a hot date like that. d-mn!”

friend #1 at the movies: “gross dude! that’s your mom!”
the popcorn that you inevitably drop onto your crotch during a movie that you will eat anyway.
dude, stop eating all that crotchcorn, it’s making me want to vomit.
the bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.
when the lights came up after the film finishe, i was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.
when one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.
“the cinemark is all out of buckets, i guess i’m going to have crotch corn.”
corn on the crotch nomesayin
1. yo guy send me some crotchcorn
2. yo son flow me some crotchcorn
3. crotchcorn is the sh-t.

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