crotch dance


usually performed while under the influence of alcohol. while when dancing in a large group of people you stick your hand into the air with it cupped at a grabbing angle while laughing obnoxiously. you then reach down and grab the crotch of some hot unsuspecting babe. this behavior has a tendency to p-ss off some ladies boyfriends and to get you kicked out of clubs and bars. i speak from experience.
as bellows drank beer among all of the hot female dancers, he decided then and there to do the crotch dance.

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