crotch hawk
a person, usually female, who often checks out the bulge in mens’ pants when in mixed company. a crotch hawk always knows when someone’s fly is open.
“my friend melanie is such a crotch hawk…i don’t think her eyes ever get above the waist.”
when you shave your pubic hair into a little miniature mohawk.
that punk rock girl had a beautiful crotch-hawk.
my crotch-hawk is 3 inches high when i gel it.
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