crotch hoppers


a crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. she loves to hop from one crotch to another. a crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she’s hopped.
dave: dude, daisy is such a crotch hopper!
mike: you ain’t sh-ttin. wait, she’s rubbing her legs together!
dave: let me calculate this…thats two, carry the one, plus five. d-mn dude, she’s slept with 1200 guys.
daisy: -cricket-
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crab-like creatures that infest ones scr-t-m and cause severe itching.
dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night.

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