crotch lion


a dandelion that has landed on the crotch of an unsuspecting victim (naturally or unnaturally) who, needless to say, looks ridiculous and sometimes festive.

crotch lions generally have a negative connotation and can be quite embarr-ssing.
what were you doing while i was asleep? why do i have so many crotch lions!?

why didn’t you tell me i had crotch lions? i hope no one saw them.

dude, i totally just crotch lioned you!

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