Crotch Mince


the name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. crotch mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.
‘i say jaunty, i don’t suppose you’ve acknowledged the vast quant-ty of crotch mince acc-mulating about your person, have you dear boy?’

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