crotch mittens
to provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.
robyn’s fingers were so cold from the blistering chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend “do you have any gloves i can borrow?” paul said “no”, but suggested to robyn “why don’t you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens.”
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