Crotch Muffin


when sitting down in a bent position ,
the pants may alter themselves and crinkle to the shape that is the impression of a p-n-s. this impression of the p-n-s is defined as “crotch m-ffin” crotch m-ffin maybe be small or depending on the make of pants they could be quite a substantial size.
” hahahah , brendan has a crotch m-ffin”
” my pants are all criinkly and i have crotch m-ffin”
” that kid has crotch m-ffin”
slang for a someone that has crabs and a yeast infection at the same time.
billy ~ yo, did you hook up with tracy last night?
ken ~ yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
billy ~ oh man. she has crotch m-ffin. you might wanna get that checked out.

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