Crotch Pop


the kernels of popcorn that fall into ones lap whilst eating popcorn.
friend 1: oh no, there is no more popcorn!
friend 2: eat the crotch pop, it’s still good!
waggling your loosely clothed man bits in a s-xualized manner, intending to arouse the opposite s-x but in actuality having the opposite effect.
crotch pop: i stripped down to my g-string and crotch-popped the sorrority sisters but they were not impressed. at all.

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