crotch popcorn


popcorn can be messy to eat. often times it ends up everywhere. crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. it’s okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else’s crotch popcorn…there are exceptions to this rule, however.
faux pas:
(a guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. this will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: “wtf man! you just touched my d-ck!”)

exception:
(a hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. this is totally alright.)

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