Crotch surfing
a sport where you go and rub your b-tts against or “surf” random crotches, on a crowded bus or train. this is a variation of crotch catching, but for people who are shy to use their hands or for people with big -sses which makes not playing crotch surfing impossible.
brenda upon entering the subway: “hey ya’ll. surfs up! time to surf some crotches”
shaniqua: “because of my gigantic -ss, i’m crotch surfing even when i’m not playing. i can ride 6-7 waves at a time. what can i say, i’m a pro.”
eric: “guys, i severed my hands playing crotch catching. now i can only crotch surf”
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