crotch trophy
young child; specifically one well-dressed, enrolled in several “enrichment programs” and whose parents can’t bear to leave him/her alone for one second, as no one else is good enough to care for their child even for a few hours.
why do some parents insist on bringing their screaming crotch trophy with them to five-star restaurants? i have three small kids and have the social decency to get a babysitter when going someplace nice. kids are cute, but come on! this isn’t burger king!
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