Crotch-waddle


(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one’s roommate is having s-xual intercourse in one’s room and one is sitting in one’s hallway leaning on one’s door when suddenly the s-x-ee (i.e. random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the s-x-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,
lindsay: so i was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

fezz: mmm, salty…

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