crotch wiskers


a detail found on the crotch of jeans giving the illusion that your jeans are vintage and have been worn millions of times before, when in reality you just got them that afternoon at american eagle. in the earlier years of this century these details were popular and could be seen in many different colors and sizes, from big dirty crotch wishers to skiny bleached out ones. crotch wishers can still be found today but in moderation.
britney-” i like totally started the crotch wiskers fad.”
justin-“no, i dropped those sweet wiskers like 15 mins before you b-tch.”
britney-“that’s it, the only way to settle this is with a dance off, work the beat white boy!”

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