crotchal zone


synonymous with groinalplex, the crotchal zone is an important and sensitive region between the legs encomp-ssing the genitalia. one must take care to protect the crotchal zone from flying objects and venereal diseases.

can be quite fun to use both ‘groinalplex’ and ‘crotchal zone’ side-by-side.
sean, will you please stop gesturing to your crotchal zone and p-ss the ‘melk?’

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