Crotchcohol


similar to crotch corn, but surprisingly involving alcohol soaking up your crotch, rendering it drunk mcallister.
dude jesus just converted beer into crotchcohol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude sh-ts weak.

aka crotch candy

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