crotchload


another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his “large” p-n-s

originates from b-ttload, -ssload, sh-tload, f-ckload, etc.

“you have any weed?”
“i have a crotchload.”
“a crotchload? does that mean you have alot?”
“i don’t know, ask your mom.”

“i have a crotchload of work to do.”

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