crotchmayo
crotchmayo is the substance that appears in your crotch area when you havent taken a shower for weeks. first used in 1999 when i got lost in the woods for 3 weeks and when i was found i smelled like pure h-ll and the doctors said there would always be a faint odor coming from my crotch.
rob: “yo dude…did you smell jason silverman’s breath today. it smelled like he spread a jar of crotchmayo on a piece of toast and ate it…or like he was licking some guys sweaty b-lls. im guessing its the latter of the two.”
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