Crotchquake


crotchquake is what’s caused for the viewer when a person moves crotch-first into a video camera, causing the video camera to shake.
bruce springsteen caused a crotchquake for the entire viewing audience of superbowl xliii, by sliding on his knees across the stage into a camera during his halftime show.

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